Weikel: You know, 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust!
Hyperion: I'm so lucky! My school is taking us on a trip to Auschwitz so that we can learn about those evil Nazis!
Weikel: Those poor Jews suffered so much.....
Hyperion: I heard that they gassed them and then made soap out of them!
Weikel: Dr. Mengele used to sew twins together and make them polish spoons!The Skunk has had enough!
The Skunk: Weikel, put down that double cheeseburger because what I'm about to tell you will shock you. There is no Santa Claus and the Holocaust is a Jew swindle.
NOTE: Not a Judicial-inc article, but a tribute to the Skunk at the following source:
http://www.thephora.net/forum/showthread.php?t=48583