The Skunk's Personal Holocaust Tale

I was a sonnderkommando in Auschwitz - I dated Anne frank ---- I held Gertrude Cymbalist's hand as she sh*t out her diamonds.

My jobs was stuffing Jews into ovens. Many were still living. Zyklon-B was explosive and many Jews exploded - we called the pop-corn jews

Mengele injected blue dye in my mother's eyes ...... Once Mengele saw it worked then my Momma was gassed ...... she was also tatooed

I was mengele's assistant so I got to see my momma before she was gassed. She hugged me and then farted out 20 diamonds .... I am writing a book